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Old 12-20-2011, 02:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
Salami
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Originally Posted by Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra View Post
This girl and I were about to get married. Two days before the wedding, the four men in the wedding party - Me, My two best buddies, and her brother - hop into her father's beloved Mercedes convertible for a 24-hour stag party to Las Vegas. My married high school teacher friend, has the same maturity level as his students when he's with his pals. My dentist friend, is worried about everything, especially what his controlling girlfriend thinks. Because she disapproves of traditional male bonding rituals, He has to lie to her about the stag, he telling her that they are going on a wine tasting tour in the Napa Valley. Regardless, he intends on eventually marrying her, against the advice and wishes of his friends. And my other friend seems to be unaware of what are considered the social graces of the western world...

We had a sick night bitches!
Incredible story, Ska. I think the ass - pic might be headed your way.
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