Originally Posted by Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra

This shemale and I were about to get married on a boat mother****ers. Two days before the zombie wedding, the four midget men stripping in the wedding party - Me, My two best buddies, and her brother - hop onto her father's penis the beloved Mercedes for a 24-hour orgy with a Las Vegas stripper. My married high school teacher is actually my cat and has the same flurry level as his imaginary students when he's coming into his pals. My dentist friend, is worried about everything, especially what his controlling girlfriend thinks. Because she disapproves of traditional male bonding rituals, He has to lie to her about the stag, he telling her that they are going on a wine tasting tour in the Napa Valley. Regardless, he intends on eventually marrying her, against the advice and wishes of his friends. And my other friend seems to be unaware of what are considered the social graces of the western world...

We had a sick night bitches!

I like eating my cat out.