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Old 01-10-2012, 10:28 PM   #534 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio
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Originally Posted by Odyshape View Post
I call my dog everything that rhymes with frank and often call him snarf


We do the same thing with our dogs, or other weird, abbreviated nicknames. My dog Orson has one of the longest full names of any dog I've ever encountered:

Gullah Gullah Orson Kyle Carl Buchanan Swirlie Fonzarelli Dorito Stapleton.

Origin: Gullah Gullah = because of the show Gullah Gullah island, and because the singing of the theme song makes him hyper.
Orson = Character from Desperate Housewives
Kyle = The character was played by Kyle MacLachlan
Carl = From Llamas with hats; Orson liked eating hands when he was a puppy
Buchanan = The president. Only, we pronounce it Buck-uh-nan, to make fun of my sister's Presidential speech at school in which she did this.
Swirlie = He has swirlie tufts of hair on the backs of his knees.
Fonzarelli = My mom has a thing for Fonzie.
Dorito = His feet always smell like Doritos. Always.

He answers to this, Orson, any of his various middle names, Orsie, Ors-O, Ors, O-son, O, Tic-Tac-O, Big O, etc.
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