Say, here's a dumb idea for a thread! Do you have some inexplicable hair you'd like to share? I know I do. And it belongs to the late Robert Ludlum, author of the Bourne novels. What the f
uck is going in the upper left there? It's like he has a little greasy "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail on the top of his head.
Anyway, now it's your turn.