Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Today, I woke up to my alarm as per normal. I rolled over once, stretching to reach the snooze button but unable to do so, realizing I wasn't even close. I rolled over again, and then once more. Button still just barely out of reach, right at my fingers tips. I decided I just needed to flip over one last time to make it to my goal. So I rolled over one last time...and flipped off the side of my bed onto the floor, banging my knee on the bed frame in the process.

I would have been swearing loudly if I hadn't been laughing hysterically.