Just tried this today and here was my first conversation:
Stranger: Hi
You: Salutations, Mr. Stranger.
Stranger: Nahh dude ur the stranger
You: Dude? I have no sexual identity, good sir.
You: I am neither male nor female.
Stranger: Ohhh ur one of these guys
You: Nor human...
You: Yes, I am a vegetable.
Stranger: Dude get a job
You: I have a job.
Stranger: Ha good, **** ur vegetable life
You: I feed the hungry and give them the nutrients they need.
Stranger: No u dont
Stranger: Tht bs
You: I am but a humble carrot.
Stranger: U stil live wit ur mother
You: Carrots do not have mothers.
Stranger: Thn ur ****e in the head
Stranger: My good sir
You: Carrots do not have heads. We do have a leafy top, though.
Stranger: Do carrots smoke a lot of weed thn go talk to people on omegle
You: Mine, unfortunately, was removed from birth due to my families' religious beliefs.
Stranger: Ok tht one was funny
You: My religion is funny to you? Does my life amuse you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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