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Old 04-11-2012, 10:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.

"Hey boy. Bend over. I'm 'bout to jack off with your *******"
"Man **** dat...yall needs ta be using yo FIFI, negga!"


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A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

edit: guess I failed then.
There was too much win to be a failure.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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