Aaaaight, here's my contribution :
I was tracking 'cross a canyon when I met an Iriquois
Who looked like a cross between Paul Bunyan and Elton's boy toy
He was dangling from a rope and his face was white as a sheet
His girl had left him as she couldn't stand the funk of his feet
I saved his life in a casual way and he asked me if I'd like to stay
With him for dinner on this lovely day and afterwards he'd like a lay
with me and his pony in the hay and so I said nay
and so did his horse who had started to pray
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