Here's a real blast from the past from a band called Paper Lace, who had a hit with this way back in 1974. One of only two hits, in fact, but the other was so good that the worm is going to bend the rules to breaking point here, and feature both of the songs. First up is “Billy don't be a hero”, which landed them a number one hit in the UK, while the other single, “The night Chicago died”, got to number three. Two great songs. So what's the point of having rules if you don't break 'em occasionally? The worm will say nothing if you don't...