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Old 05-03-2012, 04:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Here is a better suicide plan than that my dear. You don't even need a Toyota.
  • Find a two story building that lines a busy street. Go to the roof.
  • String piano wire tight across the front near the ledge. String it about neck level.
  • Get some rope and tie one end to the building and another to your feet. Make sure the length of rope is long enough to suspend you over the edge but short enough so you don't hit the ground.
  • Put some super glue on your hands.
  • Put your arms around the front of the wire and back towards your head. Put you hands on your head.
  • Lean forward so that the piano wire cuts your neck but not your forearms.
  • When the cord goes taut you'll be hanging upside down over the sidewalk with you head outstretched in your arms thanks to gravity and the superglue.
  • Blood will spew everywhere. People will be traumatized for life.

Profit.
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