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Originally Posted by mankycaaant
I didn't think I matched your criteria of being a female yoda, so leave you unadopted I did.
However, if you're planning on sticking around, I'll take you under my tasty wing.
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Oh sure. Make up excuses. Its because ive gotten fat, right?... RIGHT?! Don't worry about it man! I was joking. I didn't get offended
besides. Your too young for me anyhow, baby. Your what? 18? 20? unfortunately, as much as do like my women young and tight... i`m too old to handle that. Its my back. It aint what it used to be. 5 minutes in bed and I get an ulcer. Not to mention my wallet... god how young women love those wallets..
Anyhow. Don't take me seriously on this:-) and so far i`m still checking out my options here. This seems like a fun place to be at!