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Originally Posted by Animal Mother
jessica simpson pretty hhottt
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"I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!"
''Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.''
''On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!"
''Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?''
(after being offered Buffalo wings])
''No thanks. I don't eat buffalo.''
(talking to Nick)
''I like your hairy ass. If you want me to lick it, I'll lick it.''