Well thanks for your comments, keep them coming. At the moment I fully plan to stick to story-based songs. They're a kind of sink for the crap that results from my bizzare imagination and sickening sense of humour. Occasionally the odd meaningful song creeps in, but mostly my mind's filled with too much shallow idiocy. In fact, I'll give you of my frankly stupid writing style now - the song has a pretty melody (which you can't hear right now) and very unpretty lyrics... The plot isn't based on real life experience thanfully!
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SPOT
I had a dog
A little doggy
He was so fluffy and soggy nosed
He used to crawl beneath my bedclothes in the morning
Without warning
Oh where did my doggy go
I looked so high and I looked so low
I went and checked every corner of the house
I peered under the table but I only found a mouse
I took an ad out in the local paper
It said "Anybody seen my doggy?"
But then a little later
As I was browsing on the internet
That's where I found my long lost pet
(CHORUS)
SPOT, on an MPeg
Doing a funny thing with his hind legs
And a man in a gimp mask
Taking my poor little puppy up the ass
We used to go out for walks
And I well recall how he liked to eat pork
And that his tail would start wagging when there was shagging on the TV
Well I suppose that I should have guessed
By the way he barked each time that I undressed
It wasn't fleas that made his balls begin to itch
All he wanted to be was a dirty little bitch
(CHORUS)
SPOT, where have you gone?
When did you take to filming bestial porn?
My poor old pooch, I am shocked to find
That you enjoy being taken from behind
Oh SPOT you hurt me so, so much
I felt compelled to write this song
Your dirty deeds they broke my heart
They also kind of turned me on
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So far opinion is split - half the people who have heard the song think its funny, half think its extremely worrying, obviously not sharing my sense of humour. Which half are you?
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