I'm available to mentor. Not sure what it entails, but if I can show off all my musical knowledge and share my experience of here, and manage to get another kid hooked on this crack of ours, then I'm in! Just tell me what to do.
Oh, and can I be like Bender in Futurama and have a whole gaggle of noobs trailing after me? Whaddya mean, the govt won't pay me???
TH
(Which I guess could stand for Teach Him. Or Her. Or Too Hot. Or...)
