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Old 06-20-2012, 09:23 AM   #19437 (permalink)
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Anyway, smokin' hot girl who's legal was trying to bone me. I didn't, because my best bro was too drunk to function, and needed a ride home...
This sentence makes no sense to the males on the forum.

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But should I have stayed and boned this chick? I've known her for a few years...granted, I'd not have had a ride home...but she's smokin' and was interested....
Yes. Yes. And yes. Even if you're stuck walking ten miles to your house, at least you get to say, "God it sucks that having sex with that hot chick means that I have to walk home. Oh wait, who cares, had sex."

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Well I have yet yo come across a car endowed with a metallic penis.
Dude, I would love to see your car's boobs.
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