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Flyingpig437 · 06-21-2012, 02:20 AM

Had one of my occaisonal forays into town for a few pints last night. Only really went to get drunk enough to overcome my shyness and talk to Cheryl and take her for a kebab. She wasn't out working or she was and was off doing business when I walked by where she usually stands.Met some guy in the pub who knew one of the staff and he started talking to me while I got a pint then came and sat with me. He was a massive twat. I told him I'd proposed to a woman last year and he indicated I should have slapped her with the back of my hand. He actually acted out doing this! When I left the pub I met a guy from downstairs who was walking up the road when I came out of the pub and shouted me so we walked back together. He's a ****in' idiot as well. Everytime I've met him he's done nothing but slag people off and threaten to smash people's faces in, the cop who came round when we had that trouble with the smashed window the other month and now the guy who's move into the room above him and whoever is going out of the door to work in the morning and wakes him up. His ****in' room is right next to the front door! What's he ****in' expect people to do? NOt ****in' use it? Then there's his views on smackheads. They should all 'be lined up and have a bullet put in their heads'!! He actually said that!!! Then he told me how much smackheads cost Doncaster council every year! This coming from a guy who's claiming the higher rate of incapacity benefit because of 'epilepsy'. I do'nt belive he's got epilepsy either. He's jsut a sponger. When he and his bird gave me lift home when I met them in Iceland car park the other month he'd just bought a crate of ale!!! What really pisses me off is he once told me that the normal amount of unemployment benefit...that I get...'isn't enough'. He said it as if he was offended that the govt. would expect him to live on what is basically just enough to survive plus a bit spare i.e not enough to buy as many crates of ale and weed as he wants! What a selfish ignorant wanker! What he means by it 'isn't enough' is that it's not as much as he wants which is probably why he's decided to fake epilepsy to get the higher amount. He gets nearly twice as much as me.I consider myself lucky to have the normal rate of benefit which despite what that dickwad thinks and says is enough. In fact it's more than enough yet that **** somehow has come to the conclusion he deserves more!! I'm going to have to seriously try and stop going out drinking and just walk into town a couple of nights a week and buy Cheryl a kebab sober just to alleviate being on my own all the time 'cause last night was a nadir. The only two people I conversed with were just about the two most unpleasent offensive gob****es I've ever met in my life and that's the extent of my social life.

06-21-2012, 02:20 AM	#19461 (permalink)
Flyingpig437 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 534	Had one of my occaisonal forays into town for a few pints last night. Only really went to get drunk enough to overcome my shyness and talk to Cheryl and take her for a kebab. She wasn't out working or she was and was off doing business when I walked by where she usually stands.Met some guy in the pub who knew one of the staff and he started talking to me while I got a pint then came and sat with me. He was a massive twat. I told him I'd proposed to a woman last year and he indicated I should have slapped her with the back of my hand. He actually acted out doing this! When I left the pub I met a guy from downstairs who was walking up the road when I came out of the pub and shouted me so we walked back together. He's a **in' idiot as well. Everytime I've met him he's done nothing but slag people off and threaten to smash people's faces in, the cop who came round when we had that trouble with the smashed window the other month and now the guy who's move into the room above him and whoever is going out of the door to work in the morning and wakes him up. His in' room is right next to the front door! What's he in' expect people to do? NOt in' use it? Then there's his views on smackheads. They should all 'be lined up and have a bullet put in their heads'!! He actually said that!!! Then he told me how much smackheads cost Doncaster council every year! This coming from a guy who's claiming the higher rate of incapacity benefit because of 'epilepsy'. I do'nt belive he's got epilepsy either. He's jsut a sponger. When he and his bird gave me lift home when I met them in Iceland car park the other month he'd just bought a crate of ale!!! What really pisses me off is he once told me that the normal amount of unemployment benefit...that I get...'isn't enough'. He said it as if he was offended that the govt. would expect him to live on what is basically just enough to survive plus a bit spare i.e not enough to buy as many crates of ale and weed as he wants! What a selfish ignorant wanker! What he means by it 'isn't enough' is that it's not as much as he wants which is probably why he's decided to fake epilepsy to get the higher amount. He gets nearly twice as much as me.I consider myself lucky to have the normal rate of benefit which despite what that dickwad thinks and says is enough. In fact it's more than enough yet that somehow has come to the conclusion he deserves more!! I'm going to have to seriously try and stop going out drinking and just walk into town a couple of nights a week and buy Cheryl a kebab sober just to alleviate being on my own all the time 'cause last night was a nadir. The only two people I conversed with were just about the two most unpleasent offensive gob**es I've ever met in my life and that's the extent of my social life. __________________ Proper music for proper people!!!