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Originally Posted by Janszoon
I don't have a dog, which is one of the reasons I don't particularly care about the issue. But, if anything, it's the pro-dog park people who are being the slightly more ridiculous group. I just read an email from one of them in which the woman began by saying she was going to remain neutral and stick to the facts and ended by telling a story about how a nearby neighborhood closed their dog park and her friend's dog ended up getting up getting hit by a car and died.  |
Alright, I've got it. Call a meeting of the interested parties in the park. You will pass out papers saying that they contain a law that makes it illegal for them to have a dog park there. The papers will merely have a recipe for fried chicken. While they are still confused, thank them, and then leave.