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Originally Posted by Trollheart
If I can be flippant here for a moment (Hi, I'm Flippant, please to meet you!) why is it do you think that God spends so much time in jail? I mean, people are ALWAYS finding him in prison! Does he live there, or is he just doing some sort of community outreach to the prisoners? And also, how can he be lost? Isn't he omnipotent? Hard to imagine God staggering out of the local and not knowing the way home...
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1. Murder and rape (in that order) a family of 6? God forgives you. Now you can pawn off the moral implications of your actions, and what kind of a person you are, on a loving god who has washed away your sins. When you finish your sentence and are free, and do it again, then you can simply say you "backslid"! (or the devil made you do it)
Moral, ethical and humanitarian implications be damned!
2. God has the power to make himself so drunk, that even he can't manage to find his way home. Obviously.