Yes, we're all devastated at the news of Stacey-Lynn's disappearance. Hope she'll be found safe and sound... what's that? Does the worm have any DIRT on her? HOW DARE YOU SIR! She is a COLLEAGUE, and the worm would NEVER...
Meet you down the bottom of the garden, bring your dictaphone. How much are we talking.... What? Yes the worm believes she does have a wozza pair of ... What? No, nothing boss, just introducing the track! Hmm? No, no, purely coincidental.
Remember, bottom of the garden. Five minutes...