Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Well, I was getting tired of store-brand soaps, and although I always need to use Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo, I felt like I could be adventurous and try something other than White Rain, or some crap like that for the rest of my body.

I went to le Walmart and saw a red bottle... popped the cap and sniffed. Was awesome. Bought it. Also bought some old spice deodorant/antiperspirant.
Took me a shower this morning, and by the gods, it's 4:05 in the PM and I still smell like I just got out of the shower.

IT'S MAGICAL.

It's not a perfume smell so much as it's a fresh smell. Close up, it sort of smells perfumey, but in like a 1 foot bubble, it translates as fresh soap smell, which makes me feel fresher even when I'm leaking slime. No other body soap has been able to deceive me so effectively. It's a winner.