Johnny Longfellow

Bushwhacker, I got a pretty sack
Shaved down, to my ass crack
Smooth and silky, pubes are whack
Clean and bald, from the front to the back

Nutcracker, I got some handsome nut's
Shaved up, just like my butt
Bushwhacked, say what
Sharp razor's, deep cut's

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(music and singing similar to The Eagles HOTEL CALIFORNIA-ladies voice)

No more trees in your forest
There's no fur on your bear
Bush whacking your body
Shaving all your hair
I want my tongue to flow smoothly
When I venture there
Bush whacking your body
and leaving you bare

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Bushwhacker, I got a pretty sack
Shaved down, to my ass crack
Smooth and silky, pubes are whack
Clean and bald, just hair I lack

Backstabber, don't stab my back
Watch the razor, around my nut sack
Super freaky, you know i like that
shaved up from the front to the back

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No more trees in your forest
There's no fur on your bear
Bush whacking your body
Shaving all your hair
I want my tongue to flow smoothly
When I venture there
Bush whacking your body
And leaving you bare

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Lip smacker, I hear your lips smack
When you suck on my nut sack
Feels good, from front to back
Rub that tongue, from nut sack to ass crack

Big packer, you know what I pack
Big package, intact
Long and bald, smooth and fat
Now my doggy
Resembles your bald cat