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Originally Posted by Craig_J
80% Jerry Springer video
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Really it's 99% Springer the 1% is when you find out it
flossdaily, the narrator, is Luke Sky Walker, Texas Ranger. And instead of a rim shot after the punchline it's the music of John Williams - the Theme to Star Warps. It's kinda like that Bruce Willis movie The Fifth Element or was it The Sixth Sense where after you see the ending you have to watch it again - that's only if you can handle seeing the same Bruce Willis movie twice in a row. Instead of saying "Wha... he sees dead people" you're like "wha... Luke had a thing for his twin sister Leia."
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
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