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Originally Posted by blacktronone
I got my foot stuck in that shelf bit that runs down the side of the car door once during some illicit conduct,and while that was a bit awkward it wasn't as uncomfortable as explaining to my mother how a footprint that clearly did not belong to me had achieved presence on the inside of her windscreen
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That's nothing. A few months ago we stayed overnight at my parents house and thought we could sneak in some quiet sexy time without consequences. Well, we managed to get caught in the floor length curtains and while trying to get out, they got torn down and the brackets came out of the wall leaving gaping holes in the drywall. That led to a very awkward conversation over breakfast the next morning.