I know, I know: I keep tryin' to get out, they keep pullin' me back in!

It's just sometimes the responses are so annoying, arrogant and often contradictory that I have to respond. Seems the OP is adjusting her premise whenever it doesn't suit. First it was long songs, then it was long but not popular (!) songs, now it's long fast songs. I'm interested to see what she comes up with next.
'sides, it keeps me off the streets and away from decent folk!