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Originally Posted by Burning Down
Yeah that's probably it. I forgot, guys are all about tits and ass.
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um, no, i'm all about geekiness
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.
They are both just excess fat. I'm more of a hearty guy i really dig their hearts. 
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i love squeezing fats
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Originally Posted by Salami
Of course, nothing, absolutely nothing should distract you from what matters most. All educated opinion is in agreement. Personality? Intelligence? Sense of humour? These are mere trifles, man, do not consider them. Your woman must first have booty.
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i am somewhat of a sapiophilia (look it up)
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Originally Posted by Burning Down
He can cook though. Maybe you can work something out here.
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as can I - that means I have a chance with you?
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Originally Posted by Burning Down
Hey Franco, I have a question since you're such an expert on asses - can a man have a nice ass too?
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too many pimples on mine
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Originally Posted by Salami
I'm scared of the term because of the stigma attached after Ducey used it!
No doubt the fact that I'm still young and confused accounts for a lot of the "retarded sexuality" I'm feeling (in the eloquent words of a rather bigoted critic). On the one hand I really don't think I can ever have a relationship with a guy, for reasons I've written down somewhere then forgotten, but on the other hand the best "relationship" I've ever had was with a guy, or certainly the most fun.
With any luck as soon as I grow up I'll sort myself out. I'm not even going to call myself "bisexual".
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yet, you welcome my advances
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Originally Posted by Burning Down
My boyfriend lets me have my own friends, female and male. Because he's a normal man who doesn't keep a woman on a leash.
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kinky!
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.
My girl knows her place. You can't just let them run free around society acting like they're equals. This isn't 1995. A woman should know her place, either in the kitchen or cleaning something else. And she won't have any male friends, she already has one.  I can't wait for the replies. Bring it.  |
yeah! go and make me a sandwich
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.
So yeah the Superwoman is probably where its at.
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the whole bed will move when you're at it, also
(please note that I'm totalling ignoring Franco, he is getting a bit too asinine, even for me)