Bernard mistakenly goes to the toilet in a friends chair when he's drunk at a dinner party they are hosting. He tells his friends that he went to their bathroom, while slurring his words, but that their son then came in and he was drinking milk from the fridge and asks them who would buy a wicker toilet.
"Bernard, you remember Jim don't you?"
"Err...I'm not sure. What do you do, Jimbo?"
"No Bernard, this is our son."
"Oh thank God! I thought you had a disease! It's a child!"
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