I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D**** was walking down the drive. here's the convo
D****-"Alright lad?"
Lad-"**** offf you total ****in' ****"
D*****"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house"
Lad-"That's your ****in' problem you total ****in' ****"
D**** "I'm gonna beat you up!"
Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off"
D****"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom"
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