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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D**** was walking down the drive. here's the convo
D****-"Alright lad?"
Lad-"**** offf you total ****in' ****"
D*****"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house"
Lad-"That's your ****in' problem you total ****in' ****"
D**** "I'm gonna beat you up!"
Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off"
D****"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom"
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Dude, that guy sounds like a real dick. Thank the Lord that you starred their name out so theres no way we could possibly know who it is you are referring to.
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Originally Posted by Rjinnx
It's my birthday and I'm doing absolutely nothing.
Hooray for the attention whore, but hey it's my birthday I'll consider it a self given present :P
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Happy birthday!
I'd consider a quiet, relaxing birthday a good one!