Many times, after a show, my guitar looks so outlandishly savoury and and sweet at the same time that I take a few nibbles, but then I remember that it costs several hundred dollars to get a new one and buying regular food would be a lot cheaper. Sometimes I eat a recorder for good measure when I'm really craving an instrument because they're extraordinarily cheap, but that's one of my few excursions where I really go all out and eat my instrument.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
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