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RVCA · 09-23-2012, 11:40 AM

^barf. Whenever I see MCR I think of this review from RYM

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Dear Diary,
Today was THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! EVERYTHING IN LIFE THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, HAS! Today at lunch, Todd was sitting in his usual place at the end of the seniors table. Today is Valentine's Day, but **** THAT BULL****, MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED. Today I gave him my heart - the hand-embroidered silk heart that I've been working on for WEEKS (I even put our initials in the middle!) - and I was so nervous, I almost threw up (but that wouldn't have been so bad because I need to lose some weight anyway), but I walked over to his table. When his friends saw me coming, they started laughing and giggling, I guess it was behind me, whatever it was they thought was so funny, cause they were pointing in my direction. So anyway I got to the table with my HEART, and I stammered out something, I tried to tell Todd that I love him and want him to be with me for the rest of my life but it all came out just a big jumbly mess, and then I gave him the heart. He took it and all his friends laughed even harder and they started rolling around on the floor. And Todd just kind of dropped the heart on the table and he wouldn't even look at me. And that's when I got it. Diary, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE. And then I started crying and walked away, and I felt chicken nuggets hitting me in the back, BECAUSE HIS STUPID JERK-ASS FRIENDS WERE THROWING THEIR FOOD AT ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE *illegible due to tear/mascara stains*

Today really was the worst day of my life, diary, but it's okay because I've decided to become a witch. I found some majick (the proper way of spelling it) from Mistress Tamara's Online Majick Emporium and Love Toys. There's a spell to become rich so I can finally afford that new Pete Wentz wristband from Hot Topic (because my STUPID PARENTS are withholding my allowance because of my grades, THOSE STUPID STUPID PARENTS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND ME), and there's another spell to help me lose weight (it makes a special Majick Serum I have to sprinkle on food before I eat so I don't gain weight). But best of all, there's a LOVE SPELL that will help me win Todd over! All I need is a lock of his hair, a personal possession of his, some graveyard dirt, and Visa, American Express, or Mastercard for some of Mistress Tamara's 100% Majick Love Aphrodisiac. I'm so excited, diary, and life has sucked today but things will get better soon, I know it! You're my best friend, diary, I know you won't talk about me behind my back, or reject me, or throw food at me! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Love,
Gerard

Oh, and I haven't downloaded anything since August, nor will I be able to until December 23rd, so I've got quite a hefty wishlist going already. Gonna be hoggin' all the bandwidth when I get home.

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