Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I'm not gonna lie, I have man crotch. I don't just walk around all day and lay down at night in my bed with my legs spread open and cherry blossom scent exuding from my loins. Which is why I take a shower in the morning, and one in the evening. I don't want nasty on my bed, or in other people's vicinity.
I don't know if this is standard for other guys, but I can't stand the feeling of not having showered.

But, if you're in the position to be getting a blowjob from Vanilla one evening, why wouldn't you have at least showered first? It's really the least you can do. Vanilla is probably boss, and you could at least show some appreciation for the possibility.