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Old 10-12-2012, 05:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Dude, my cat peed on my bed the other day. How the hell do you get that **** outta the mattress?!
Fabric softener liquid is the best bet. It seems to neutralise the odour pretty well and you only need a capful. You can use a homemade concoction of citrus juices and water and spray that in common places where your cat may pee as they REALLY hate citrus smells but a cat peeing anywhere other than the litter tray can mean many things. If they are not neutered and an indoor cat they could be marking their territory/horny or have a bladder infection (fairly common in cats) so make sure you check out their behaviour closely and hope that they are just in a horny phase which will pass.

Never EVER rub their faces in their mess like you can with a dog to command respect because cats are like modern day celebrities, the more you rub their nose in their apparent failings the more they will defy you and leave an obnoxious present for you the next day (cat's leave more pee, celebrities leave even more ****).
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