I'm not on the best roll when it comes to meeting women. I've met a few women when out with workmates over the last few weeks and some of the outcomes have been rather amusing, even for me.
I've met a couple of women who I've had a bit of banter with and it's gone pretty well but just naturally hasn't amounted to anything but there are two women who really stand out. There was one I was chatting to for about 45 minutes and getting on well with before she told me she was married. Then she started sharing details of her sex life with her partner and she said, and I quote, that she can't find the motivation to even touch him any more. And another, my personal favourite, who was laughing at everything I said (and trust me, I'm not that funny) and touching my arm and definitely flirting with me. Then I asked her what she does and she said she was training to be a nun.
Seriously? Are you f
ucking kidding me?
