Originally Posted by Rjinn

I went to the doctor today, for prescription pain killer. So I talked to the doctor.

Doc: What can I do for you?
Me: I'd like to get a prescription for Panadeine Forte.
Doc: Why?
Me: I have terrible monthly pain.
Doc: We don't really prescribe Panadeine. Are you addicted?
Me: No?
Doc: Why Forte? Not just Panadeine?
Me: I've tried that, Ponstan, and that magnesium stuff, it never works.
Doc: I'm just going to say... You dress like a guy. (...What?)
Me: Ok...
Doc: So are you a girl or a guy? (the fuk? I just told you I have monthly pain?)
Me: I'm a girl.
Doc: Because I've worked with a lot of transgender patients (wtf does being transgender have to do with painkillers??)
Me: No I'm a girl, I just dress dress this way.
Doctor Douche: Look, I'm ready to help go down this path with you. I'll do whatever I can. (what a trans path?).
Me: ok... So what is your advice for pain alleviation?
Doctor Douche: You may have constipation and combined with pain gets bad, so try laxatives + normal Panadeine. (There, was that so ****ing hard?)
Doctor Douchebag: So I see you are schizoaffective.
Me: Yes?
Doctor Douchey: How is that going? Any psychotic episodes?
Me: Not sure, but if I do, you're the first person I'll consult. Seems like you would know all about it.

Anyway I've been looking for an appropriate style to get my tattoo on my arm. It's going to be a classic masquerade (mask in a sort olden fashion) in a sorta violent situation. I'm thinking black and grey, not sure. I think there is a tattoo topic here, is there? I can't remember coming across it.