Today my little sister asked me about wrestling. I informed her that it's incredibly painful, and that the padding on most rings I have to bump (fall) on is about as soft as carpeting. She called my bluff.
Hannah: If it's as thick as carpeting and hurts, then fall down right now.
Me: I really don't want to. It hurts.
Hannah: But you do it when you're wrestling. Prove it.
*I take a back bump on the floor*
Hannah: Holy ****! I mean...oh man...don't tell Mom I cussed.
Me: No, Holy **** is right. And I'm not going to tell on you.
Hannah: Holy...****...
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