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Old 10-18-2012, 01:06 AM   #20989 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio View Post
Today my little sister asked me about wrestling. I informed her that it's incredibly painful, and that the padding on most rings I have to bump (fall) on is about as soft as carpeting. She called my bluff.

Hannah: If it's as thick as carpeting and hurts, then fall down right now.

Me: I really don't want to. It hurts.

Hannah: But you do it when you're wrestling. Prove it.

*I take a back bump on the floor*

Hannah: Holy ****! I mean...oh man...don't tell Mom I cussed.

Me: No, Holy **** is right. And I'm not going to tell on you.

Hannah: Holy...****...
No offense but it strikes me as funny that your mother doesn't mind if her daughters are gay wrestlers but forbids cuss words.
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