If my wife ever sees this she will kill me (if I suddenly stop posting you'll know why).
My Wife's Most Embarressing Moment.
We were on holiday sunbathing on the beach. I was reading the paper, while my wife was snoozing, chilling and taking in the rays.
When this skinny dog came up and started rooting through a plastic bag my wife had.
To my horror the dog produced a used tampon (put there by my wife for convienience) and began shaking said tampon by the string in full view of fellow sunbathers.
I tried to warn her by shouting her name but then thought it better she did'nt know.
However, my wife insisted on what it was I wanted, all the while unaware of the dog playing happily behind her and the increasing amusement of our fellow holiday makers.
When she finally realised what had happened, she threw a bottle of water over me and bollocked me all the way back to our hotel.
Like it was all my fault
