i think i'll do this chronologically:
1. when i was an oltarboy, and there was this big event ( i don't know the english word for it, it's one of the sacraments ), the archbishop does it, i was assigned to hold his cap, a very importaint duty, i was a rather skinny and weak boy, i had to stand throughout the ceremony, halfway through it, i passed out, infront of 500 of my villagers, not only that, but after they took me to a room, and i recovered, i went to hold his cap again, 5 minutes later i almost passed out again and my sister came from the crowd to the oltair and dragged me outside the church for some fresh air....i was forever scarred from the experience
2. back in highschool, we went for a weekend excursion to a place in Istra ( a province in croatia ), at night in the hotel i was so drunk i didn't notice that i had a holes in my socks, i went into the hall, drunk, to mess arround with my friends, only to have one of them say out loud that i had a hole in my socks....i was mortified....
3. my middle sister's best friend came to our apartment one day, i opened the door and saw her looking distrought, and said " god, you look like shit" in those exact words, to have her reply " how would you look if you just came from your best friends funeral" ...i could have died right there and then
4. when i went to a club back in highschool with my highschool firends, i wound up so drunk i actually puked in a corner of the club whilst all of my firends ( and god knows who else ) watched, i never went back to that club again
5. one of my sisters firends ( older than me ) came to the apartment one day and said to my sister that she likes me, my sister told me and others, then the girl came to the couch where i was sitting and smoothly tried to get close to me, i went to sit on the other part of the couch, the girl backed away and then 5 minutes later asked me to come play cards with her and the others, i said no, she asked me again, so did the others,obviously trying to fix me up with her, i said no again ( clueless that she was interested )....everyone s******ed and afterwards my sisters and their friends laughed at me
6. at my sister's best firends marriage, one of her friends asked me to dance ( after i warned her specifically not to do so because i hate to dance to wedding music ), i said no, she persisted infornt of the whole table filled with my friends, i said no again and again whilst the others were looking at me in disbelief, that was one of the roodest things i have ever done and have regreted it, but i would have rather been sawed in half then danced to wedding music )
now you know why i'm still single....in fact, i wonder how i'm still sane...
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