Well, it wasn't what I wiped my butt with, so much as where I wiped my butt. I was at a discgolf course in the woods a few years ago, smoking weed (out of a coke can bowl no less) with a friend, and I had to take a ****. So, I went to the porta potty and took some toilet paper, and proceeded to take a **** in the woods right next to the path to the eighteenth hole, and then wiped my ass. So, I guess I'm saying that I would rather take a **** in the woods than in a porta potty.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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