That sweater is genius but I haven't worn a sweater in 20 years so it's not my thing but what a Christmas jumper!
I genuinely do need some new trainers and just found these and really like the look of them:
Buy Converse Mens Star Player Rune Pro Mid Trainers Bluebird/Cyan at MandMDirect.com
Clothing wise I am quite safe and usually stick to Jeans/ T shirt combo in black or white (occasionally Red) but when it comes to trainers I will wear all sorts of colours and designs.
As for the Maiden shoes I am completely torn