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Old 12-03-2012, 02:07 PM   #698 (permalink)
slappyjenkins
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Seek I hope the point gets across that I was not mad at you or arguing with you.

I love Jesus. And I love you. I didn't want to argue.

I just see so much pain and confusion being caused by organized religion.

That was the point of my response. And that it agreed with Duck's initial post of how he believes the universe got started.

That's all! Look back over my post, I didn't say nuthin' bad about Jesus!

I don't want him coming to my house kickin' my ass!

*knock knock knock
Me: Who is it?
Jesus: It's me...Jesus
Me: (opens door) Jesus!!!!
Jesus: What you been saying about me on the internet huh?
(begins mud-stompin' my ass)
Me: ohhh Jesus stop whoppin' my ass! I didn't say nuthin'! I swear to Jesus!
Jesus: Oh you being funny? You think you funny! How you like these warts on your ass and from now on its gonna rain frogs on you where ever you go. Try to get a date now you wart assed, frogged raining *******.

see i do NOT want this to happen.....
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