I've happily (in the past) seen footage of operations, visited people in hospitals and seen their hideous wounds, helped to kill animals for food, cleared up vomit, had operations done under local anaesthetic while looking on lovingly at the area being operated on and dissected things in biology class - yet people who crack their knuckles or show you their double-jointedness still scare the hell out of me.
*** men are always sure that I'm ***. Straight men and women can always tell that I'm straight.
There is a football competition and trophy in Eastern Uganda which is named after me (strange, but true).
Small children, cats, dogs and middle aged women adore me! Customer support workers hate me, as I always start arguing with them.
I've been involved in fights of one form or another on 5 different continents, but only played the guitar on 4.
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