Hey, here's another one I hate: "Back Door Santa" by Bon Jovi! Once again I submit a song that starts with a godawful cheesy keyboard, but it gets so, so much worse. For one thing, it's just a lame song with a boring beat and a crappy guitar solo. Beyond that, the sexually suggestive lyrics are bad to begin with, but the poor choice of words in this innuendo-filled tune also ends up making the song sound like it's about anal sex. Plus, the "I keep the little girls happy" line makes it sound like it's about a pedophile.
(And, yes, I realize they didn't write the song, theirs is just the version I'm most familiar with and it's extra, extra crappy.)
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