Actually, I have a better idea. You may send the dollar note, with one condition: it must be the famed "Trillion Dollar Note" once in the possession of C.Montgomery Burns, last known location Cuba. Although we will of course never spend or break the note, as that would destroy the American economy (BWA HA HA!), the mere fact that we have possession of it will allow Kelli and I credit to buy anything (and I mean anything!) we want, as we will certainly have the funds to back such purchases up. Should the note ever be broken. Which it will not. But we will nevertheless have it in our possession. Fair?
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