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Old 12-07-2012, 09:14 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Ki, as you are reading this comment, undo your pants and take a good long and hard look at your balls. Then compare this hairy blow-up fish with a maggot hanging out of it to a tampon. I think you will find the crossbreed between the hairy blow-up fish and the giant maggot is definitely weirder.
Our genitalia may look uglier than their's (although, I've always thought that it looked like a gaping wound whenever a girl would pull her pussy lips open in a porn pic), but our **** doesn't bleed, doesn't get yeast infections, and doesn't grow other human beings. So, yeah, their genitalia is weirder. I know you were talking about tampons, but I just had to say that.
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