Originally Posted by downwardspiral

Today I am in work hanging out of my arse. I've had two Mcdonalds' and four cans of Pepsi Max to try and make myself feel better. It's kind of worked, but I still feel grim and I have four hours of work to get through yet. Not even sure if last night was worth feeling like this.

Went out cos my favourite club in town closed down 'for good' back in February but opened up again last night for a one off night so I was like "I HAVE TO GO". Was pretty fun and the music was great as always but before it, my two housemates and I went to a few pubs, my mate Rob had already had almost a full bottle of Red Stag (40%) before leaving the house so was really ****ing drunk and vomited all over the first pub we went to, so I had to clean him up (which is fine, hardly a huge effort), then by the third pub he decided to jump back in a taxi home cos he couldn't stay out cos of the state he was in. When we got to the club, me and my other housemate met up with some of our other friends, but the club was full of absolute idiots, not its usual crowd, we think cos a new and terrible club has opened up next door, a lot of people have drifted over into the club we were in to see what it was like with it being really busy, but it was just full of really ****ing horrible people with bad attitudes being really immature. One guy was stood at the side of the dancefloor smoking a cigarette, with his dick out having a p*ss onto the wall. Then after I'd left to go home (I tried to be responsible and leave early-ish with me being in work today) I got a message to say one of my friends had been glassed by some ****ing idiot because he pushed my friend's girlfriend down the stairs and when my friend obviously defended her, this guy just smashed a glass over his face. Disgusting. I hate people.

I can't wait to get home, make a brew and sit in bed and watch The Fearless Freaks. 8pm can't come quick enough.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist