Something I do, sometimes, is getting to the bus stop, seeing a bus there but I haven't reached it yet. Do I
a) run, and then be laughed at when the bus pulls off at the last minute,
b) walk slowly, as if I don't care, but when I get there the bloody thing still hasn't moved and I look like an idiot or worse
c) Walk slow, then realise **** it I might make this, break into a run only to find the second part of (a) comes to pass?
The best ever though was when I ran the heart out of myself to catch the bus, arrived gasping (I was never fit) at the bus stop to find the bloody thing was BROKEN DOWN! Man, I must have been laughed at in secret by everyone who was on the bus, waiting for the replacement!
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