There's this girl my housemate went to school with and on pretty much a daily basis we sit around and read her Facebook updates cos they're so mundane and boring and I just don't understand how someone has such a vanilla life. I can't even pinpoint why it's so funny it just IS. Especially the conversations that sometimes take place on her updates. She mostly updates stuff like this:
"Stupid nosebleed tonite"
"Go to the bank nd check my balance today nd maybe put my phone on charge aswell"
"Cant believe my dads snorin is annoyin my mam tonite"
"Little baby on the bus is adorable think thats how u spell it"
"Baby on the bus is being loud he must have had loads of sugar"
"Dont no wether to get a shower tonite with the blister on my foot"
"Dont no wether to go to sleep but i feel tired"
"Go nd meet my friend for lunch nd apply for some jobs aswell"
"Want to try red wine coz it looks good"
"Go nd help my mam with the shopping today"
Then she'll upload a picture of herself and she has pretty big boobs and EVERY time this guy will comment and the conversation will go like this:
Guy: "ur gawjus hun n nice tits"
Girl: "thanks lol"
Guy: "wen u gonna let me hold u like a woman should"
Girl: "dont no lol"
Guy: "ur so pretty u need a man in ur life
Girl: "kk"
I LOVE HER.
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