Going back to the original post, referencing the half-assed little jog people do when the pedestrian light is changing and they're going to cross the street at the last ****ing second:
Have you noticed the people who strut across the middle of the street, jaywalking, right at your car? Every single time I've seen these people, their jaw is set in steely determination, they're walking with confidence, but their eyes are super-alert, verging on terrified. Why the **** do they do it if it's freaking them out? Seriously? Do they think they look like a badass jaywalking across the street, like drivers are going to be like, "Oh, ****, that dude's a ****ing badass! Look at him strutting across this four lane road like a boss!"
Sort of related, but what about the guys who wear t-shirts in frigid temperatures, and remark at least once every thirty seconds that they're not cold? What the hell?
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