You should them nude pictures of yourself. Maybe posing suggestively on a couch, wearing lingerie and a hat. The style of the hat is up to you of course, but I would advise against one of those Buckingham Palace Guard hats, since it'll just make your junk look smaller.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
|
|